Hear alarm. Wake up. Hit 'snooze.' Hear 'SMASH.' Realize you destroyed yet another alarm clock with your superhuman strength. Groan. Get up. Put on spandex costume. Admire physique. Take selfie. Update profile pic on dating app. Eat breakfast. Go outside. Put on cool gray frames with Marvel Comics collage pattern and black gradient lenses. Fight crime. Eat lunch. Get a match on dating app. Schedule dinner date. Fight more crime. Arrive at restaurant for date. Learn you were catfished. IT'S YOUR ARCH ENEMY!!! Defeat arch enemy. Sign autographs. Order dinner-to-go. Buy new alarm clock. Go home. Prepare for tomorrow's agenda. Eat. Sleep. Save the World.